Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Watch The Expendables 2 Movie Online No Survey

Watch The Expendables 2 Movie Online No Survey


The Expendables are back and this time it's personal... Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) -- with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard -- are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. -- (C) Lionsgate
Release Date The Expendables 2 Aug 17, 2012 Wide
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Actors For The Expendables 2

Sylvester Stallone,Jason Statham,Jet Li,Dolph Lundgren,Chuck Norris,Terry Crews,Randy Couture,Liam Hemsworth,Scott Adkins,Nan Yu,Jean-Claude Van Damme,Bruce Willis,Arnold Schwarzenegger,Amanda Ooms,Charisma Carpenter,Nikolette Noel,Mickey Rourke,John Travolta

Genres The Expendables 2 : Action & Adventure

User Ranting The Expendables 2 : 3.8
User Percentage For The Expendables 2 : 70 %
User Count Like for The Expendables 2 : 230,315
All Critics Ranting For The Expendables 2 : 5.8
All Critics Count For The Expendables 2 : 122
All Critics Percentage For The Expendables 2 : 65 %

Review For The Expendables 2

"The Expendables 2" is lazily satisfied with repeating the first movie's formula, shortcomings and grisly strengths alike, just as the first movie was content to slavishly, ploddingly cover the hits of the '80s.
Tom Russo-Boston Globe

Nice to know America's action stars, no matter how old they get, will never lack for gainful employment.
David Hiltbrand-Philadelphia Inquirer

Does exactly what it's supposed to do - no more, no less.
James Berardinelli-ReelViews

Yeah, yeah, I get it: "The Expendables 2" is a fun-loving throwback to the gloriously bad action films of the 1980s. Here's what I don't get: Why couldn't it be a throwback to the good ones?
Rafer Guzman-Newsday

At least it's efficiently and breezily forgettable. What's more, there are laughs too and here's the best part - one or two of them are actually intentional.
Rick Groen-Globe and Mail

It's hard not to like a movie in which Bruce Willis' toupee-less CIA agent accuses Stallone's ragtag band of mercenaries of engaging in "male pattern badness.''
Lou Lumenick-New York Post

The movies that many of these guys made in the 1980s and '90s were hardly bulletproof, but this is a cynical exercise in settling for what is expected to be passable.
Mark Pfeiffer-Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema

At this point it's such a juvenile and boring experience with god awful writing, that it completely eliminates the fun of watching action heroes kick ass on screen.
Felix Vasquez Jr.-Cinema Crazed

"The Expendables 2″ is just entertaining enough to permit a third film. If only these steroids-packing seniors can coordinate schedules again.
Paul Chambers-Movie Chambers

The Expendables 2 is bigger and better than the first film thanks to Simon West's direction.
Jeremy Lebens-We Got This Covered

There's a difference in tapping into that same cheesiness that made up the DNA in action films of the 80s and 90s and overdoing it. The Expendables 2 gets way too carried away with that aspect and dives into overkill territory more often than not.
Chris Sawin-Examiner.com

Enjoyable, but disappointingly tame compared to its ferocious predecessor. The Expendables 2 is disposable.
Rob Humanick-Projection Booth

The Expendables 2 is a shot to the arm of pure, silly action-movie fun, and it stars so many heavy hitters it might break your brain to keep up with what's happening onscreen at various points during its slim 103-minute run time.
Jeremy Wheeler-TV Guide's Movie Guide

Excessive in almost every other area possible: from outlandish explosions to over-the-top dialogue via horrendously delivered gags, it pushes the limit of what people will readily accept from an action movie that isn't directed by the Zuckers.
Ali Gray-TheShiznit.co.uk

The Expendables 2 does for the action genre what ​"The Artist" ​did for the silent film genre: Distilled it down to its most basic parts before creating an homage that more than lives up to its past.
Christian Law-We Got This Covered

Those hoping for a deeper, smarter, or more polished piece of action cinema: Sorry, but this franchise has pretty much established it isn't about that.
Kofi Outlaw-ScreenRant

...if seeing a man's head explode like a watermelon is your thing, book a ticket, because The Expendables 2 frequently makes fruit salad.
Adam Ross-The Aristocrat

Perhaps we're pawns in an elaborate homage to excess and macho stupidity. It's purposefully - even wilfully - bad. Given that I can't prove that Simon West isn't actually that kind of wheels-within-wheels genius, he earns benefit of my doubt.
Patrick Kolan-IGN Movies AU

This is a film made very specifically for action junkies. Unfortunately, for everyone else it's going to be very forgettable.
Jeff Beck-Examiner.com

It brings back everything that was good about the first movie and makes it truly great, then adds a whole bunch of extra awesome on top of it.
Kevin N. Laforest-Montreal Film Journal

It's cheesy, fun, disposable action pap on a big scale - but, boy, is it lazy.
Jim Schembri-3AW

Despite its ridiculously high kill count, there's a vein of humor running throughout the script and almost as many quips zipping around as bullets.
Neil Pond-American Profile

The Expendables 2 may talk a big game, yet can't back it no matter how many muscles are on display.
Matthew Pejkovic-Matt's Movie Reviews

The pleasures of watching the action-movie past getting one more shot at silver-screen glory is undeniable, but like its predecessor, The Expendables 2 is a better concept than it is a movie.
James Kendrick-Q Network Film Desk

Pitches itself as the ultimate indulgence in action but it's only firing blanks
Cameron Williams-The Popcorn Junkie

Yes, it's a joke, but it's an hilariously awesome one.
Matt Neal-The Standard

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