Monday, April 29, 2013

Watch Stitches Movie Online No Survey

Watch Stitches Movie Online No Survey


STITCHES, starring funny man ROSS NOBLE, is the black-comedy horror that has become one of the most anticipated films of the season. Directed by CONOR MCHAHON (Dead Meat), the film enjoyed a hugely successful screening at this year's Frightfest and won TOTAL FILM's 'Best Death' Award. Jaded Richard Grindle is the sleaziest clown working the children's party circuit in Ireland. Arriving late to one birthday, his timing is off, the bratty kids a nightmare and a prank goes horribly wrong - he falls on a kitchen knife and goes to that Big Top in the sky. Years later the same nasty kids attend another more grown up bash. Little do they know, thanks to a black magic clown cult, Stitches will be the uninvited guest of honour seeking revenge on those responsible for his untimely death. Laughs and gore combine in this twisted tale which also sees some fantastic performances from its young and upcoming cast that includes; TOMMY KNIGHT (Doctor Who) and GEMMA-LEAH DEVEREUX (The Tudors).(c) Official Site
Release Date Stitches Apr 1, 2013 Limited
Stitches

Actors For Stitches

Ross Noble,Tommy Knight,Gemma-Leah Devereux,Shane Murray Corcoran,Thommas Kane Byrnes,Eoghan McQuinn,Roisin Barron,Hugh Mulhern,Tom Cullen,Lorna Dempsey,Jemma Curran,Ryan Burke,Valerie Spelman,Kelianne Coughlan,Kevin Smith,Riki Blich,Shira Katzenelenbogen,John McDonnell

Genres Stitches : Drama,Horror,Art House & International

User Ranting Stitches : 3
User Percentage For Stitches : %
User Count Like for Stitches : 708
All Critics Ranting For Stitches : 5.3
All Critics Count For Stitches : 17
All Critics Percentage For Stitches : 47 %

Review For Stitches

It's like a twisted balloon animal filled with blood and guts, waiting to burst.
Nigel Floyd-Time Out

Stitches has all the makings of a perfect cult classic, effortlessly blending comedically dark clown work by Ross Noble with grade "A" horror shenanigans - plus you can't ignore that distinctively schlocky 80s feel.
Matt Donato-We Got This Covered

Neither funny nor scary, just amateurish in a bad student film way.
Alistair Harkness-Scotsman

Imitation blood flows like a tsunami and the aim of disgusting the audience while raising a few heartless laughs proves moderately successful.
Philip French-Observer [UK]

A must for those who appreciate imaginative gore-mongering, with scene after scene of brain-scooping, lung-exploding, eye-javelin-ing brilliance.
Natasha Hodgson-SFX Magazine

Stitches is bursting at the seams with good ideas, but director Conor McMahon stumbles when it comes to the execution.
Niki Boyle-The List

This low-budget throwback to Eighties slasher movies is stronger on gory deaths than lethal one-liners but if you have the stomach for it, it's an efficient little shocker.
Allan Hunter-Daily Express

There are moments of inspired black comedy in this Irish slasher spoof, but the movie is undermined by its obviously miniscule budget.
Rich Cline-Contactmusic.com

Anyone with a fear of clowns would suffer an irreversible breakdown if they watched this kids' entertainer as he goes on a murderous spree of vengeance.
Grant Rollings-Sun Online

It somehow wasn't funny or scary enough - though I do have to admit it is always more than revolting enough.
Peter Bradshaw-Guardian [UK]

There's nothing inherently funny or provocative about a bunch of obnoxious kids being relentlessly horrible to a psychologically troubled peer.
Paul Callaghan-Little White Lies

Often playing as bright and colourful as the clown's outfit itself, Stitches is better as an idea than it is in execution.
Graham Young-Birmingham Post

The horror-comedy genre is notoriously hard to pull off, but this Irish effort makes a decent, trashy fist of it.
Tim Robey-Daily Telegraph

Stitches gets the gore-to-laughs ratio exactly right and is often both inventive and side-splittingly funny, but it's also slightly let down by dodgy dialogue, poor performances and lacklustre direction.
Matthew Turner-ViewLondon

Deeply icky on many different levels, with Ross Noble's feature debut illuminated by stomach-churning effects.
Kim Newman-Empire Magazine

A Halloween crowd-pleaser that's missing a few tricks and treats.
Rosie Fletcher-Total Film

it is for the over-the-top inventiveness of its latex gore effects that Stitches is most memorable. Unfortunately, though, despite the best efforts of its young cast, the film is more crude and mean-spirited than ever actually scary or funny.
Anton Bitel-Little White Lies

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