Thursday, March 21, 2013

Watch Madea's Witness Protection Movie Online No Survey

Watch Madea's Witness Protection Movie Online No Survey


For years, George Needleman (Levy), the gentle CFO of a Wall Street investment bank, has been living with his head in the clouds. But George is finally forced to wake up when he learns that his firm, Lockwise Industries, has been operating a mob-backed Ponzi scheme - and that he's been set up as the fall guy. Facing criminal charges and death threats from the mob, George and his entire family are put under witness protection in the safest place that Brian (Perry), a federal prosecutor from Atlanta, can think of... His Aunt Madea's house down South. -- (C) Lionsgate
Release Date Madea's Witness Protection Jun 29, 2012 Limited
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Actors For Madea's Witness Protection

Tyler Perry,Eugene Levy,Denise Richards,Doris Roberts,Percy Romeo Miller,Tom Arnold,John Amos,Marla Gibbs,Danielle Campbell,Devan Leos,Shayne Anderson,Dean Balkwill,Nelson Bonilla,Frank Brennan,Eric Brooks,Daniel Brule,Jonny Clemson,John Paul George,Meg Gillentine,Jeff Joslin

Genres Madea's Witness Protection : Comedy

User Ranting Madea's Witness Protection : 3.7
User Percentage For Madea's Witness Protection : 66 %
User Count Like for Madea's Witness Protection : 161,673
All Critics Ranting For Madea's Witness Protection : 3.7
All Critics Count For Madea's Witness Protection : 33
All Critics Percentage For Madea's Witness Protection : 21 %

Review For Madea's Witness Protection

George's son asks for Wi-Fi, and Madea says, ''Sure, I can make you a waffle.'' That's one of the good jokes.
Owen Gleiberman-Entertainment Weekly

Reviewing a Tyler Perry movie is a bit like reviewing the weather report.
Mark Feeney-Boston Globe

Tyler Perry doesn't have to make sense, or a have a point. He's laughing all the way to the bank.
Kerry Lengel-Arizona Republic

The interaction among opposites inspires an abundance of predictable race-based jokes, many of which have the saving grace of actually being funny.
Joe Leydon-Variety

A spectacularly slapdash and wearingly half-hearted effort from the prolific writer-director-actor, lacking energy, structure or common sense.
Mark Olsen-Los Angeles Times

An agent of spiritual regeneration and showman, Perry's dramaturgy is as subtle as a Bible-thump, but until a logy last act that has Levy disguised as a faux-Frenchman, his instincts are on-target here.
Nick Pinkerton-Village Voice

Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection is typical Perry fluff, but entertaining none-the-less. It's not his strongest Madea film, but it certainly isn't his worst. I'd peg it somewhere in the middle.
Jeremy Lebens-We Got This Covered

Madea goes mainstream!
Kam Williams-NewsBlaze

The frantic seventh installment in this highly successful comedy franchise is filled with throwaway gags and self-conscious scenes.
Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate

His best and most agreeable Madea comedy.
Ken Hanke-Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Much of the film doesn't even play as Tyler Perry, but as yet another example in the evergreen "Eugene Levy slumming it for a paycheck" subgenre.
Tim Brayton-Antagony & Ecstasy

The film is slapdash entertainment not meant to be further contemplated after leaving the theatre.
Marjorie Baumgarten-Austin Chronicle

There are laughs in it, according to the enthusiastic audience I saw it with, but they're pretty spaced out and belong to Madea. What happens between them is unremarkable.
Grae Drake-Movies.com

A big step backwards for a star who has better things to do.
Roger Moore-McClatchy-Tribune News Service

As long as the movie focuses on Madea it is funny, and fun for the audience, but when the camera is off her the movie drags.
Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com

In short, a real drag.
Brett Michel-Boston Phoenix

Perry's writing shows a disturbing amount of cynicism, if not downright meanness, for a family movie.
Jennifer Miller-Hollywood.com

He's still a young guy, but all throughout Witness Protection I imagined Perry sitting glumly at a dressing-room mirror, like the aging Chaplin in Limelight, forlornly rubbing makeup in his face -- a tired, old clown stuck in a tired, old routine.
Bilge Ebiri-Vulture

The writer-director-star still hasn't learned to smoothly blend broad comedy and family-values sermonizing.
A.A. Dowd-Time Out New York

The mighty Madea preaches, but with less fire this time.
S. Jhoanna Robledo-Common Sense Media

The film remains buoyed by the same open heart that makes Tyler Perry's best work so endearing.
Calum Marsh-Slant Magazine

Perry sustains an infusion of tangy wit, as he mines the cultural and economic but primarily racial disconnects and divides of this nation. With a charmingly sweet and sour, more buoyant than boisterous Perry this time around, playfully at the helm.
Prairie Miller-NewsBlaze

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