Saturday, February 9, 2013

Watch Parker Movie Online No Survey

Watch Parker Movie Online No Survey


Set amidst the unparalleled wealth and glamor of Palm Beach, Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez team up to get their cut in the crime thriller PARKER based on the series of bestselling novels by Donald E. Westlake. The film is directed by Academy Award (R) nominee Taylor Hackford (Ray) and also stars Michael Chiklis, Wendell Pierce (HBO's The Wire) and Academy Award nominee Nick Nolte. (c) Film District R
Release Date Parker Jan 25, 2013 Limited
Parker

Actors For Parker

Jason Statham,Jennifer Lopez,Clifton Collins Jr.,Wendell Pierce,Michael Chiklis,Nick Nolte,Micah A. Hauptman,Patti LuPone,Emma Booth,Bobby Cannavale,James Carraway

Genres Parker : Mystery & Suspense

User Ranting Parker : 3.6
User Percentage For Parker : 61 %
User Count Like for Parker : 13,430
All Critics Ranting For Parker : 4.7
All Critics Count For Parker : 72
All Critics Percentage For Parker : 38 %

Review For Parker

A cool, violent, efficient adaptation of the taciturn anti-hero (the creation of Donald E. Westlake, writing as Richard Stark), who's out to restore order in a bloody world in his own bloody way.
Bruce Diones-New Yorker

For an old-fashioned crime thriller, you need real pros. Mr. Statham is to acting what Taco Bell is to nutrition.
Rex Reed-New York Observer

Poster quote: "Parker," a film that's a little better than you'd expect!
Laremy Legel-Film.com

Parker's vengeance isn't thrilling, there's a pointlessly developed non-love triangle, even the glam settings look cheap, and the tough-guy exchanges are inexplicably flat.
Tom Russo-Boston Globe

Hollywood hasn't butchered Parker-which is to say that it has let him remain a butcher.
Nick Pinkerton-Village Voice

Although working with material that is lackluster even by his standards, Statham manages to demonstrate a commanding screen presence that cannot be dismissed.
Peter Sobczynski-Chicago Sun-Times

not masterpiece, but it's fun, it's clever, and it manages several surprises as Statham's cinematic persona becomes a man of brains as well as muscle
Andrea Chase-Killer Movie Reviews

Parker wants to be more than a standard action film, and those efforts, ironically, are what sabotaged any chance the film had to be good as a pure action film.
Lori Hoffman-Atlantic City Weekly

A middling action movie, neither great nor terrible...efficient but completely unexceptional.
Frank Swietek-One Guy's Opinion

... a stylish but predictable cat-and-mouse potboiler about brutal dishonor among thieves.
Todd Jorgenson-Cinemalogue.com

He might have lost his edge, but Parker hasn't mellowed in his old age. A sunny, silly, violent revenger that puts Statham in good company.
Rob James-Total Film

It's above-average because of its fascinating cast. 'Parker' will come as no surprise to fans of Jason Statham's other R-rated actioners. It's the assemblage of this ensemble piece that's a pleasant surprise.
Linda Cook-Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

'Parker' will come as no surprise to fans of Jason Statham's other R-rated actioners. It's the assemblage of this ensemble piece that's a pleasant surprise.
Linda Cook-KWQC-TV (Iowa)

Twenty years later, it turns out that Statham may be the last real action hero.
Michael Nordine-Willamette Week

Implausibly violent and burdened by the pace destroying presence of Jennifer Lopez, it's still an entertaining addition to the vengeance genre, thanks to Statham.
Tony Medley-Tolucan Times

I fear he might get beaten up at the box office ...
Peter Keough-Boston Phoenix

Somehow you just expect more of a Jason Statham movie than this.
Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com

Short on standard Statham action, Parker is an unremarkable but (mostly) satisfactory crime tale worth checking out.
Sandy Schaefer-ScreenRant

Oh Jason Statham, will you ever stop making the same movie over and over again?
Jeff Beck-Examiner.com

A B-picture in the classic mold: unambitious but precise.
Matt Singer-ScreenCrush

Statham is ever-reliable as a leading tough guy, but he gets saddled with the unwinnable task of teaming up with a silly, unnecessary sidekick played by Jennifer Lopez.
Kristian Harloff-Schmoes Know

The performances aren't to blame here, but unfortunately everything else is: bad story, worse script, and useless subplots make "Parker" an action ride for which you won't want a ticket.
Mark Ellis-Schmoes Know

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