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Watch John Dies at the End Movie Online No Survey It's a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. On the street they call it Soy Sauce, and users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John and David, a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can't. -- (C) Official Site R Release Date John Dies at the End Jan 25, 2013 Limited
Actors For John Dies at the End
Chase Williamson,Rob Mayes,Paul Giamatti,Clancy Brown,Glynn E. Turman,Doug Jones,Daniel Roebuck,Fabianne Therese,Jonny Weston,Jimmy Wong,Tai Bennett,Allison Weissman,Ethan Erickson,Pranidhi Varshney,Kevin Michael Richardson,Riley Rose Critchlow,Pat McNeely,Angus Scrimm,Brett Wagner,Bark Lee
Genres John Dies at the End : Horror,Mystery & Suspense,Science Fiction & Fantasy,Comedy
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Review For John Dies at the End
[It] eventually finds its own rhythm and meaningful chaos. Tom Keogh-Seattle Times Nobody cares about John. Mick LaSalle-San Francisco Chronicle Salvador Dali meets George Romero. Say hello. Steven Rea-Philadelphia Inquirer "John Dies at the End" dies closer to the beginning, before writer-director Don Coscarelli's adaptation of the book of the same name has reached minute 20. Michael Phillips-Chicago Tribune What Coscarelli's achieved doesn't feel like an adaptation. It feels more like he seems he skimmed the source material, burned it, and then assembled a vague recollection on film after three days of untold indulgences. Charlie Schmidlin-Chicago Sun-Times "John Dies at the End" thinks it's "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" for dudes. But in its randomness, its vulgarity and its level of humor, it's more like the collected writings on the walls of a roadside men's room. Kyle Smith-New York Post John Dies at the End is really freaking weird. It's along the lines of Quentin Dupieux's Rubber, but really pushes the boundaries of absurdity. Just remember that you don't choose the soy sauce. The soy sauce chooses you. Chris Sawin-Examiner.com A confusing plot to begin with, the adaptation of the novel is a certified mess, attempting to provide blow-by-blow illustrations of scenes from the source book, and lifting most of the narration and dialogue verbatim. Leah Churner-Austin Chronicle Coscarelli's visual imagination is still capable of making you sit up and take notice James Verniere-Boston Herald ...a hilarious and occasionally icky story that should hit the sweet spot for people who like twisted movies and are fed up with the Hollywood assembly line. Daniel M. Kimmel-Sci-Fi Movie Page With Coscarelli's kinetic camerawork and drugged-out, comic-book visuals, even the most confounding explanations are made palatable. Jake Mulligan-Boston Phoenix By the time the boys face battle with 'thinking machine' Korrock in another dimension, it's difficult to remain invested, although hallucinogens would probably aid immensely. Laura Clifford-Reeling Reviews An enjoyable but less than totally absorbing linear adventure. Niki Boyle-The List John Dies at the End should carry a drug label warning: caution consumption of this film may induce hallucinations, impair your ability to see the world as you once did, and cause outbursts of uncontrollable laughter. Beth Accomando-KPBS.org Not your typical psycho-action-comedy-horror hybrid. A fun idea that starts out great, but then . . . Clint O'Connor-Cleveland Plain Dealer Sort of like if Franz Kafka drank a bunch of absinthe and then wrote an homage to Sam Raimi, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Donnie Darko. And that's a good thing Brent Simon-Shared Darkness More arch than amusing, John Dies at the End may exhaust your patience for everything-but-the-kitchen-sink "storytelling." Still, there's something endearing about its relentless barrage of gonzo happenings. A.A. Dowd-Time Out Chicago Contains all the ingredients for Stoned Late Show success. Kelly Vance-East Bay Express Straightening out what's ultimately, and almost literally, a shaggy dog story isn't the point. Hanging on and soaking up a glorious bit of cinematic weirdness, courtesy of Coscarelli's fertile imagination, is. Marc Mohan-Oregonian Just trippy enough... Roger Moore-Movie Nation As with most fantasy films, the story is secondary to inventive images and speculative ideas. And more than most, this one adheres to its own logic in ways that are continually entertaining. Joe Williams-St. Louis Post-Dispatch A midnight movie that makes you wish you went to bed early ... falls into the no-man's-land of movies you may need to be high to enjoy, but can barely follow when sober. Matt Pais-RedEye