Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Watch The Baytown Outlaws Movie Online No Survey

Watch The Baytown Outlaws Movie Online No Survey


After her ex-husband Carlos (Billy Bob Thornton) shoots Celeste (Eva Longoria) three times in the gut, it's time to play dirty. In the fight for her godson, Rob, she hires three outlawed and redneck brothers to bring him back to her. But nothing can be that simple in the South. What begins as a small rescue mission rises to a Southern battle royale. This odd team must shoot their way through gorgeous female assassins, Native American hunters, federal agents, and a whole lot of metal coming after them, while protecting Celeste's innocent child. -- (C) Phase 4
Release Date The Baytown Outlaws Jan 11, 2013 Limited
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Actors For The Baytown Outlaws

Billy Bob Thornton,Eva Longoria,Thomas Brodie-Sangster,Clayne Crawford,Michael Rapaport,Andre Braugher,Daniel Cudmore,Travis Fimmel,Paul Wesley,Serinda Swan,Natalie Martinez,Zoe Bell,Agnes Bruckner,Arden Cho,Brea Grant

Genres The Baytown Outlaws : Comedy

User Ranting The Baytown Outlaws : 3.4
User Percentage For The Baytown Outlaws : %
User Count Like for The Baytown Outlaws : 2,271
All Critics Ranting For The Baytown Outlaws : 4.1
All Critics Count For The Baytown Outlaws : 26
All Critics Percentage For The Baytown Outlaws : 19 %

Review For The Baytown Outlaws

This is an ugly film. And the only thing uglier is thinking about who on earth the filmmakers thought they were making it for.
Stephen Whitty-Newark Star-Ledger

[Contains] tin-earned dialogue and haphazard plotting ...
Lou Lumenick-New York Post

A boisterously Tarantinoesque mash-up of cliches, archetypes and bodacious craziness in the tradition of Southern-fried '60s and '70s drive-in fodder.
Joe Leydon-Variety

If it has the right spit-in-your-face attitude, it has neither the stamina nor the wit to go the distance, although it makes it about two-thirds of the way.
Stephen Holden-New York Times

Although artistically slight and thematically haphazard, it's enjoyably flashy.
Mark Jenkins-NPR

Director Barry Battles seems to believe his three grubby main characters are more charming than they are.
Joe Neumaier-New York Daily News

While stipulating that at its core it's fairly slight, and also constructed of prefabricated parts, this is a deeply but pleasantly weird sort of Southern Gothic battle royale.
Brent Simon-Shockya.com

Filmmakers who want to out-Tarantino writer-director Quentin Tarantino had best back off.
John Wirt-Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)

There's nothing wrong with tipping one's cap to one's influences, but in no case does this loud, crude and derivative film ever raise the bar. In fact, it actually lowers it.
Mike Scott-Times-Picayune

A little too slick to be the next great action film and not funny enough to be dark comedy, this over produced bullet fest barely keeps going for its 98 minutes.
Ron Wilkinson-Monsters and Critics

Action flick has high body count, big guns, little point.
S. Jhoanna Robledo-Common Sense Media

Style trumps substance in this ultraviolent revenge thriller.
Todd Jorgenson-Cinemalogue.com

This ode to Tarantino, 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!,' and Jerry Lewis marathons is deliriously silly, frenetically violent, and insanely entertaining, especially for those who prefer 'Mad Max' over 'The Rules of the Game.'
Brandon Judell-CultureCatch

The performances are solid, but more often than not it feels like the characters are all acting, shooting and stabbing in a vacuum.
Dan Kaufman-Paste Magazine

A movie that some moviegoers can justify as a guilty pleasure. I'll certainly admit to being embarrassed at just how entertained I was.
Marshall Fine-Hollywood & Fine

It's unclear what drew the likes of Billy Bob Thornton, Eva Longoria and Andre Braugher to this tepid grindhouse retread, but at least they liven up the proceedings whenever they're onscreen. Unfortunately, that's not all that often.
Matt Singer-Time Out New York

For those who like their cinematic rides fast, furious and unencumbered by too much brain matter, this would-be Tarantino-esque redneck piece of rowdiness may entertain.
David Noh-Film Journal International

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