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Watch Scary Movie 5 Movie Online No Survey The latest installment of the SCARY MOVIE franchise includes send ups of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, MAMA, SINISTER, THE EVIL DEAD, INCEPTION, BLACK SWAN and pop culture featuring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Simon Rex, Jerry O'Connell, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mac Miller and Mike Tyson. SCARY MOVIE V is directed by Malcolm Lee who teamed up and worked side by side with legendary comedy director David Zucker (AIRPLANE, THE NAKED GUN franchises). Zucker wrote and directed SCARY MOVIE 3 and 4 and also co-wrote and produced SCARY MOVIE V. The SCARY MOVIE franchise, which lampoons the greatest in horror and genre fare, has grossed over $800 million worldwide. (c) Weinstein Release Date Scary Movie 5 Apr 12, 2013 Wide
Actors For Scary Movie 5
Ashley Tisdale,Charlie Sheen,Anthony Anderson,Regina Hall,Katt Williams,Chris Elliott,Heather Locklear,Jerry O'Connell,Molly Shannon,Mike Tyson,Kate Walsh,Lindsay Lohan,J.P. Manoux,Sarah Hyland,Terry Crews,Simon Rex,Snoop Dogg,Shad Moss,Erica Ash,Tyler Posey
Genres Scary Movie 5 : Horror,Mystery & Suspense,Comedy
User Ranting Scary Movie 5 : 4.1
User Percentage For Scary Movie 5 : 79 %
User Count Like for Scary Movie 5 : 161,875
All Critics Ranting For Scary Movie 5 : 2
All Critics Count For Scary Movie 5 : 46
All Critics Percentage For Scary Movie 5 : 4 %
Review For Scary Movie 5
The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise. Andy Webster-New York Times It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ... Peter Howell-Toronto Star For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours. Amy Nicholson-Los Angeles Times A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago. Darren Franich-Entertainment Weekly Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious. Joe Neumaier-New York Daily News Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office. Stephanie Merry-Washington Post Enough. Please. Jim Schembri-3AW This is a big waste of time, drawing one more gasp out of a series that should have given up the ghost long ago. Jeffrey M. Anderson-Common Sense Media This franchise has steadily gotten worse and worse with #5 being the all time low. Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com The only thing scary about 'Scary Movie 5' is the thought of a sequel. Linda Cook-Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny. Henry Northmore-The List Don't. Don't go see this. Don't subject yourself to this. Don't subject your brain to this. Don't give these people your money and encourage them to make more of this. Ken Hanke-Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) The filmmakers border on sophomoric desperation, achieving a measurable shred of humor only in the outtakes during the closing credits. Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate A laughter vacuum whose race to parody the likes of Mama and the new Evil Dead remake didn't stretch to writing actual jokes. Neil Smith-Total Film This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise? Kam Williams-AALBC.com If I ever have to watch another Scary Movie film, I'll give up on writing, cinema, and society forever. Matt Donato-We Got This Covered The scariest thing about Scary Movie 5 is that it actually made me chortle less than some of the silly horror flicks it's trying to spoof! Steve Newton-Georgia Straight Lacking a single honest laugh, this is shoddy by comparison with the other Scary Movie sequels... which throws it in a pit with Transylmania, Breaking Wind and Stan Helsing. Kim Newman-Empire Magazine If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy. Max Nicholson-IGN Movies The best part of Scary Movie 5 -- not counting the part when it's over -- comes near the beginning. Jay Stone-Canada.com